• They are literally one of the heaviest bands ever. My fiance and I love them to pieces. Naturally, we were pretty excited when we found out.

  • Me:

    Can you just imagine him after the debate? He hops in his limo and demands that the driver play them as loud as possible.

  • Luke:

    And Michelle is like "But honey. It's our anniversary...we should listen to..." And he's just like "Woman! I need a minute!"

  • Me:

    And he's just headbanging and jamming the fuck out.

  • Luke:

    Can you imagine how good the surround sound must be in the oval office? It would sound like the drummer was playing on your face!

  • Me:

    "Mr. President. We have urgent news from...."

  • "It can wait for the Presidential air-drum solo to finish!"